CNWF²

RIDE

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West Palm Beach, Florida

CyberNetic Industry Studios

Sunday, April 12, 1998

Time: 4:45:00 p.m. {Fourth Segment}

{cut to shot of the Ride set}

The "Ride" music is playing for a bit then fades out as the camera zooms in for a closer shot of the two commentators, "Slick" Nicholas and Horrace Nelson.

{commentary}

Horrace Nelson: It's been a long day, but here we are finally at the end of our rope! We just have a few more matches here to show you including that CAIN/Pelius match.

Nicholas Chase: Yeah Horrace... but you have to question Lex's sanity for signing such a big match here on Ride when CAIN has Dominator of Destruction to face this coming Tuesday on Danger Zone. I mean yeah, it's nice to see big matches like CAIN/Pelius signed on Ride... but the thing is we can't be selfish here! We have to recognize this for it's sheer stupidity and make sure Lex never books a match this big _ever_ again on Ride.

Horrace Nelson: That's actually a good point, Slick... though I wouldn't have worded it quite the way you did.

Nicholas Chase: No need to sugar coat it.

Horrace Nelson: But I think you're right. This match could actually be too big for Ride. This would be a great one for Danger Zone or even to bolster a poor Warz show.

Nicholas Chase: I wonder when the next time Lex will schedule a Warz show. That has to be the least broadcast show... yet it's one of our best. If they get rid of Keith Porter, it will be perfect! Damn ass kisser!

Horrace Nelson: Well, we have to get on with these matches. We have three to go... and fifteen minutes to do it in... so let's get a move on!

Nicholas Chase: You get a move on, Nelson! I've about had it with you being my co-host. You're the reason Disaster Tuesday Night was a distaster!

Horrace Nelson: I can't believe you!

Nicholas Chase: Let's get on with these matches. BigFig facing Andrew 'Flash' Tucker!

{Ride set}

Nicholas and Nelson both swivel around in their seats to face the monitor as BigFig and Andrew 'Flash' Tucker fade into view.

{cut to shot of the match}

BigFig has just been hit with a corckscrew plancha by Andrew 'Flash' Tucker. Fig is down on the canvas and Tucker goes for the cover. Things aren't looking too good for Fig at this juncture.

{commentary}

Michael Richardson: One! Two! And nothing.

Frenchie Parker: What a neat maneuver by Tucker! I can't get over that one!

Michael Richardson: I thought it was all over for Fig! I have to say the way this match has been going, Fig doesn't stand a chance against this great high flying wrestler.

{flash to later ringside shot of the match}

Fig is dazed outside the ring with Tucker inside the ring. He then runs at the rope and executes a leaping plancha right over the top rope and crashes right into fig who falls backward straight through a table. The table, now broken in two separate pieces, now makes a good weapon for Tucker... who takes advantage of that fact. He picks up one half of the table and bashes it over Fig's head to a resounding chorus of boos from the audience. Flash then throws the half of the table at the guard rail causing fans to back away from the area.

{commentary}

Frenchie Parker: You can run, but Tucker can fly!

Michael Richardson: Yeah... looks like he just flew off the handle!

Frenchie Parker: I'm not sure that there's anyone his size who's as mean as he is in the CNWF Sqaured.

Michael Richardson: You could be right, Parker. Tucker now rolls Fig back in the ring. Here we go!

{flash to later in ring shot of the match}

Fig gets hit by a drop kick at this point that levels him down to the canvas. The look on Tucker's face shows he's getting bored with his competitor and he wants to finish the match now. He picks Fig back up off the canvas who is now standing dazed once again. Tucker then takes a few steps back, then unleashes a devistating crescent kick to Fig's jaw sending him on a one way trip to canvas land. Immediately he goes for the cover.

{commentary}

Michael Richardson: Oh my! The Quicksilver! This one's over!

Frenchie Parker: One! Two! Three! What a win by Tucker!

{cut to shot of the Ride set}

Slick and Horrace swing back around in their chairs to face the camera.

{commentary}

Horrace Nelson: Tucker continues his impressive winning streak here in the CNWF Squared. The man has yet to be defeated or pinned.

Nicholas Chase: Well, because of the dumb way Lex has run the federation for so long, he already is on his way to being one of the top rated wrestlers in the CNWF Squared. If Lex had given everyone the amount of matches he should have way back when... we wouldn't have this problem.

Horrace Nelson: It still is impressive, and a win is a win. It will be interesting to see how he fares against Da SuPerFan this Tuesday on Danger Zone.

Nicholas Chase: That's going to be a match to see. I definitely won't miss it!

Horrace Nelson: Well, here's the last match before our "main event". The Mighty Mushroom Head taking on the Headhunter. Mushroom Head definitely has the advantage in this one, but I have to wonder if he is ready for this match.

Nicholas Chase: As much as I like the 'shroom, and as much as I hate the Headhunter... I have to go with Headhunter. I'm not an idiot who counts people out just because I personally don't like them. I have to say Headhunter is the biggest piece of trash that the CNWF Squared has ever signed... but I have to go with the 'Hunter.

Horrace Nelson: I don't think so, Slick. Headhunter is an up and coming star in the CNWF Squared. Just give him time.

Nicholas Chase: Time? With a record of three and seven, you really think that anything else has to be said? The guy has to find some weaker competition. This just isn't the place for him. Another thing I'd like to know is why the heck we're calling the last match a main event?

Horrace Nelson: What do you mean?

Nicholas Chase: This is just a show of clips of matches! You can't call the final reel of clips a main event! It's just a more important reel than the others... it's no main event. Final event would be closer to the truth, or even Ultimate Event if you guys want to really sell a stupid idea. But main event just doesn't work.

Horrace Nelson: Mr. Grammar now are we?

Nicholas Chase: No. Not we. Just _me_. I know what I'm talking about and _you_ had better listen!

Horrace Nelson: Let's get to the clips.

{Ride set}

Nicholas Chase and Horrace Nelson turn towards the screen as they do so, the Mastermind and "Stone Old" Steve Austin fade into view on the large screen.

{cut to shot of the match}

The Mighty Mushroom Head leaps off the top turnbuckle and connects with Headhunter with a flying headbutt, knocking Headhunter to the canvas. Mushroom Head quickly goes for the cover.

{commentary}

Keith Porter: One! Two! Kickout. Mushroom Head is going to have to do more than that to put away Headhunter!

Knee Johnson: That Headhunter may want this guy's Mushroom Head! Ha ha!

Keith Porter: I don't care to comment on that, Knee.

{flash to later shot of the match}

Mushroom Head has Headhunter in a full nelson. Headhunter can't seem to find a way out of this maneuver as Mushroom Head slowly drives Headhunter down to the canvas. Headhunter is strugglying to stay on his feet, but it seems to be ineffective.

{commentary}

Knee Johnson: For a man who's always higher than a kite, this guy sure can do some good ground maneuvers!

Keith Porter: Just because he chooses to ruin his own body with drugs doesn't mean he can't destroy someone else's!

Knee Johnson: Holds aren't the only way to destroy your body!

Keith Porter: Beer destroys your body, Knee.

Knee Johnson: No way!

{ring}

Headhunter finally gathers his senses and gets back up to his full height. As he does so, he now has the leverage to throw Mushroom head off his back... which he does. While Mushroom Head is down, Headhunter executes an elbow drop and goes for a cover. He only gets a one count.

{commentary}

Keith Porter: If this Headhunter guy was a lot better, maybe he could put this guy away!

Knee Johnson: I wouldn't count the ol' Headhunter out! He's one tough guy.

Keith Porter: You have to be more than tough to win.

{flash to later shot of the match}

Headhunter is standing in the middle of the ring as he runs his thumb across his neck. The audience is actually booing at this point. Mighty Mushroom Head is at Headhunter's feet, barely moving.

{commentary}

Knee Johnson: Hasn't this guy ditched the "Man from the Darkside" bit yet?

Keith Porter: I don't know. You tell me.

{ring}

Headhunter lifts up Mushroom Head and sets him up for a belly to belly piledriver. He then leaps into the air and lands on the canvas to complete the piledriver.

{commentary}

Keith Porter: There's the Tombstone. It's all over.

Knee Johnson: One. Two. Three. Headhunter wins. Big deal.

Keith Porter: That was an important win for Headhunter. That's all that matters.

{cut to shot of the Ride set}

Slick and Horrace swivel back around in their chairs to face the commentary table.

{commentary}

Horrace Nelson: A big upset by Headhunter! That has to shock a lot of people.

Nicholas Chase: I hate seeing that idiot win. If I were a wrestler, I'd go in that ring at beat up Headhunter myself!

Horrace Nelson: I really don't think you would stand a chance against him. He's a big guy!

Nicholas Chase: I don't care. I can hate who I want to, okay? You sure can be very annoying sometimes, Horrace.

Horrace Nelson: It's my job. Anyway, we have a really short amount of time to show the Pelius/CAIN clips, so let's get right to them!

{Ride set}

Nicholas Chase and Horrace Nelson turn towards the screen as they do so, the Mastermind and "Stone Old" Steve Austin fade into view on the large screen.

{cut to shot of the match}

Pelius and CAIN are in the ring circling eachother. Eventually, they both lock up, seeming to be testing eachother's strength. CAIN finally throws Pelius down to the canvas and bellows forth a hearty laugh.

{commentary}

Michael Richardson: Look at that display of power from CAIN! I would have thought Pelius would have thrown _him_ down to the canvas first rather than the other way around.

Frenchie Parker: They're both pretty strong competitors, ya know? I'd say Pelius is the stronger of the two, though.

{ring}

Pelius gets back up and before CAIN has time to react, Pelius springs at him with a tackle, sending CAIN even harder down to the canvas. Pelius then gets back up off the canvas and brushes back his long red hair with his right hand while looking down at his fallen adversary who is taking a bit of time to get back up.

{commentary}

Frenchie Parker: That must have been one heck of a surprise for CAIN! I don't think he was expecting it!

Michael Richardson: Pelius definitely had the surprise advantage at that point.

{flash to later shot of the match}

CAIN is coming off the ropes, but Pelius thinks quickly, bends down, and executes a huge back body drop to the larger man. Pelius, seemingly satisfied that his enemy is sufficiently weakened does not turn around to see what is going on behind him. CAIN has recovered quickly from the hard hitting maneuver and runs at Pelius hoping to get a good back attack at him. However, Pelius turns around almost as if by accident, and clocks CAIN with a reverse elbow to the jaw. It was obviously planned.

{commentary}

Michael Richardson: We've definitely seen that maneuver before from the Evil Lord!

Frenchie Parker: Boy did CAIN sure fall for it!

{flash to later shot of the match}

Pelius and CAIN are slugging it out in the center of the ring. Neither one seems to be making any sort of headway until CAIN locks up with Pelius and executes a beautiful belly to belly suplex.

{commentary}

Michael Richardson: That took the wind out of Pelius! He's going for a cover! One! Two! Kickout!

Frenchie Parker: This is one heck of a matchup! I hope this isn't the last time we ever see it!

{flash to later shot of the match}

CAIN is coming off the ropes heading toward a disoriented Pelius. Right when CAIN is about to connect with a huge clothesline, Pelius snaps out of it and telegraphs CAIN's momentum into a beautiful Northern Lights suplex leading to a pinning predicament. That barely results in a two count, and both competitors get up quickly. Pelius is first to get up, and a slightly disoriented CAIN is second... but that slight latency in reaction is enough for Pelius to surprise CAIN by reaching out and putting CAIN's right arm behind his head. Pelius then hits CAIN square in the center of the chest with his right fist.

{commentary}

Frenchie Parker: Heart punch! No one gets up from Pelius' heart punch.

Michael Richardson: And the referee's counting... and it's a three count. Pelius with a tremendous win!

Frenchie Parker: I don't think we've seen the last of these two.

{ring}

As Pelius' arm is raised for victory, CAIN gets back up to his feet and pushes Pelius from behind. Pelius turns around and catches a boot to the jaw from CAIN... which only dazes him for a short amount of time. CAIN then gets face to face with Pelius and they both start brawling with eachother.

{cut to shot of the Ride set}

Slick and Horrace swing back around in their chairs to face the camera.

{commentary}

Nicholas Chase: The Evil Lord's definitely back in town... and boy am I liking it! It's going to be interesting to see where this whole thing with CAIN is leading to.

Horrace Nelson: CAIN isn't the only one Pelius has to worry about. At CyberNetics Unlimited, Pelius might be facing Donovan for the World title... if Donovan can hang on to it. Anyway, that's all we have for today. Hope you join us next week for another startling edition... of Ride.

{cut to high angled shot of the Ride set}

As if perfectly on que, the Ride theme music begins one last time. The ending credits then roll up the screen. After the credits are finished, that fades to the ending graphics.

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